Bill Tarling Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 NEWS BULLETIN - SEPTEMBER 5th 2015Scientists have discovered that Hinterland founder, Raphael van Lierop, may indeed be human, and does in fact age. Previously theories have ranged from Raphael being an escaped digital character from an old school 8-bit videogame [with extensive upgraded hardware and software configurations to project a modern visual camouflage] - to the Hinterland leader actually being an advanced cybernetic organism which has travelled back to our time in order to help redirect some aspects of the gaming world. Both theories would explain his tireless efforts.However, upon closer examination, there are hints that Raph The Almighty might indeed contain some human DNA. Proof was uncovered through initial signs and appearances of grey hairs possibly appearing, hidden within his glorious beard.With these suspicious sightings, millions were invested in extensive and deep covert research to discover his true origin. After going through massive collections of reports, graphic charts, and endless encrypted database content, the final piece of evidence was discovered... (i.e. We looked at his Facebook page)[spoil][align=center]- HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAPHAEL - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octavian Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Happy birthday Raphael van Lierop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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