You know you've played a lot of The Long Dark when...


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8 hours ago, Ahatch said:

You throw out all your asperin / tylonel and pick every rosehip near your home 

IRL: One time after getting shredded by a multiflora rose bush while hiking, i decided to get revenge on it and use its hips as a natural painkiller for my cuts.

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-When you dress excessively in planned out layers to keep warm... in august

-When you take up sewing and use curtains and socks to mend your precious cargo pants and wool toque.

-When you start carrying a bedroll with you everywhere, so you dont die from exhaustion.

-When you get arrested for rummaging through the neighbor's cabinets for food, clothing, tools and guns

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...when your dreams revolve around ensuring that you have sufficient sticks piled outside your front door so you can make fires with a magnifying glass when the days are sunny enough to make plenty of reserve water.

...when your character says, "I'm not sure I can carry much more.." and you reply in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, "Stop whining!"

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On 7/17/2017 at 9:37 AM, L² said:

...when your dreams revolve around ensuring that you have sufficient sticks piled outside your front door so you can make fires with a magnifying glass when the days are sunny enough to make plenty of reserve water.

...when your character says, "I'm not sure I can carry much more.." and you reply in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, "Stop whining!"

Lol yes! Or when the character says " this pack is getting kind of heavy, I may need to drop something. " You reply " You can start by dropping that attitude! "

 

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On 7/23/2017 at 9:00 PM, jonque007 said:

Lol yes! Or when the character says " this pack is getting kind of heavy, I may need to drop something. " You reply " You can start by dropping that attitude! "

 

Buhahaha! I have said those exact words so many times!!! We must be twins sons of different mothers. :D

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