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Fluffy is a genetic failed experiment but in the aftermath his genome mutated further. If he bites you he will transfer his genes to your blood but this time you don't become a Spiderman, you become Wolverine :)  This means wolves and bears run from you, you don't need any clothes anymore and you get food poisoned by eating anything else than raw meat :P

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Repair the harpoon gun on the Riken. If you manage to spear a deer/wolf/bear without killing it, then it can't move any further away from you while tethered to the gun. Craft a winch to wheel the prey in.

Take it one step further and have whales appear occasionally. Muchos meat. Muchos lamp oil. Guts galore.

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11 minutes ago, KD7BCH said:

Make a 22 day countdown to announce nothing new except a release date which is 120 additional days away and piss off your entire online community after already taking 4 years to develop. 

Ouch.  I was waiting for someone to drop this one.  :D

 

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A katana, that can be used to kill bears or wolves that attack you.

Wendigos.

Tauntauns. And, while we're on tauntauns, wampas.
(Seriously, though, while I think it would be terrible to have in-game, I'll be heartbroken if that isn't a mod)

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