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5 hours ago, The_Materialist said:

Yeah right? So Multiplayer Whale hunting mode then xD

Off-topic, but nobody has made a whaling sim yet.  I can see it would be a very sensitive topic and get a lot of criticism, but from the perspective of someone who likes maritime history, it could be an interesting game.

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16 hours ago, Prestermatt said:

Off-topic, but nobody has made a whaling sim yet.  I can see it would be a very sensitive topic and get a lot of criticism, but from the perspective of someone who likes maritime history, it could be an interesting game.

As an off, off topic - Assassins Creed -Black Flag has un-pc whaling with blood pouring into the ocean... :) ... good times!

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We need a new bunker spawn in each map, "Abandoned Military Outpost" with Cases of MREs, A fully marked out map of the entire region, Military clothing, A rifle +.303 rounds in 200 round cans (at least 4) and a New .50 Cal rifle with at least ten 100 round cans of ammo. This bunker should send up flares every hour until it is found.

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On ‎2017‎-‎11‎-‎20 at 11:53 AM, ingrobny said:

Wen you travel to Pleasant Valley for the first time it's best to go there just in your boxershort, it's very warm there and the weather there is always great and sunny, a pleasant place to be :D.

 

:P:D

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On 10/22/2017 at 2:45 AM, ernestww said:

Trappers Cabin gets a resident cat that likes to sleep on the shelf above the workbench.  He incessantly wants in or out and will occasionally bring you a rabbit, particularly if you provide the odd fish.

A companion cat in the game would be awesome.

 

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Quality tools + Magnifying glass X3 + Flashlight + aurora = Lightsaber

The Necronomicon - you have the choice to burn it for warmth or summon Lovecraftian abominations.

Green, blue and purple quality rare drops like in multiplayer and MMO games.

One of the corpses you find talks to you, befriends you and offers advice about life, like in the movie Swiss Army Man.

Will's voice actor is replaced by Tommy Wiseau -  *Sees Fluffy* "Oh hi, doggy."

You discover at the end of chapter 5 that the disaster was confined to just Big Bear Island and the rest of the world was still totally normal and that Astrid's mystery case was just a thermal case to keep her hotwings from getting cold.

 

 

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The Aurora should bring rabid religious fanatics from their lairs, running across the tundra, howling at the wind and trying to convert the player, wolves, deer, etc.

A player with Cabin Fever should only be able to regain condition through feeding on raw human corpses.

Buttrash (monkeybutt) should be a debilitating condition, cureable through the application of OMB and pain killers.

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18 hours ago, Sunwolf said:

The Aurora should bring rabid religious fanatics from their lairs, running across the tundra, howling at the wind and trying to convert the player, wolves, deer, etc.

Someone else for aurora wolves to bother instead of me? I'm lovin' it.

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Nightmares--

You wake up as normal, go about your day as normal, but at some point you see something totally crazy like a Canadian Mounty ride up to you in a horse, berate you for being outdoors in this crazy weather and then shoot you in the chest with his revolver.  

Then you wake up for real and your character says, "Musta been having a bad dream!?"   You'd only get half rest from that sleep. 

The awesome thing about this is you'd never really know when you woke up if you were really awake or just dreaming....

Psychedelic shrooms could have the same effect.

 

Death flash backs -- when you die the game quickly replays a montage of everything you did that lowered your condition that day.

Birds that swarm attack you like in the Hitchcock flick.

A tidal wave you can see in the distance that wipes out the coastline.

avalanches

Aurora electrical fires that burn  down houses.  A fire graphic would cover the structure for several hours then it would be replaced by the destroyed building

you can make love to the dead animals (no game really does necrophiliac bestiality properly IMO)

you can drop jerry cans and then shoot them for an explosion!  You wouldn't need to cook the wolf meat

A ski tram -- would work during the Aurora only and yes you could get stuck up there.  Take enough food!  Then of course skiing back down and skii jumps ofc

masturbation -- would require a certain magazine you discover and some cooking oil -- would take some fatigue but raise your temp a few degrees.  Female avatars would need something else -- like -- um ....nvm I have no clue 

 

 

 

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