Captain Obvious Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I thought it might make a funny change to create a thread where people can post ideas that are so terrible that they'd never make it into the game, but are funny nonetheless. Here's mine: "We should be able to craft a magic wand that allows you to cast spells such as summon tornado or raise dead!" Please add yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyboi Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Create a "bowel" meter and make the survivor dig latrine ditches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Haha, brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toebar Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Lava. We must have a map with lava. No game is complete without this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZHockeyNut Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 we should get eaten by a shark while walking along the waterway at Coastal Highway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChillPlayer Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Let's have a teleport/fast travel feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Make the game free to play, with in-game purchases for ammo, food, matches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cekivi Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Add multiplayer - if you die you become a wolf. To respawn you need to kill a human. All wolves are named dogmeat. All humans have power armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZHockeyNut Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 2 hours ago, ChillPlayer said: Let's have a teleport/fast travel feature. we had that... sadly "someone" flagged it as a bug and it got fixed... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BortimusPrime Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Long johns become 100% wet when a bear detects you for the first time. Wolf/bear attracting puddles of puke if you run around with food poisoning. Bear aggro radius massively increased for female survivor for 5 days out of each month. If you feed a bear a steak every day for a month, you can tame him and ride him around. Hack limbs off frozen corpses for wolf decoys. Once a sanity system is in place add dirty magazines which restore sanity faster than playing cards but degrade on use. (Pages stuck together) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahatch Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Rabbits get rabies and bite you in the ankle and you get it and die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cekivi Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Welcome to the forums @BortimusPrime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Ahatch said: Rabbits get rabies and bite you in the ankle and you get it and die Or the occasional one could be like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 The Forlorn Musket! It's a super-weapon of mass destruction that some crazy military scientists made, but they hid it away in the Muskeg, because it was just TOO dangerous!! Basically, it would spawn in one of the muskeg hunting blinds with 200 rounds. And it's very effective!! When you shoot it, it insta-kills everything!!! Including yourself!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Sharky said: The Forlorn Musket! It's a super-weapon of mass destruction that some crazy military scientists made, but they hid it away in the Muskeg, because it was just TOO dangerous!! Basically, it would spawn in one of the muskeg hunting blinds with 200 rounds. And it's very effective!! When you shoot it, it insta-kills everything!!! Including yourself!!!! And the Desolation Pistol, an upgraded version of the flare pistol that burns so hot that, as well as killing animals, it also cooks them for you in the process! (Can also be used to purify water) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toebar Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 The Mystery Tomato Soup. When you eat this soup, you gain +10 Strength for 2 hours. Makes you helluva tough and gives you the power to throw wolves further than Mr. T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cekivi Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 2 hours ago, toebar said: The Mystery Tomato Soup. When you eat this soup, you gain +10 Strength for 2 hours. Makes you helluva tough and gives you the power to throw wolves further than Mr. T. I would have thought that'd be canned spinach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toebar Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, cekivi said: I would have thought that'd be canned spinach that would be even better-- but I wanted it to be a legendary version of an item already in game.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen guy Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Add a whisky bottle to make bandage or simply to share a cocktail with fluffy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolan Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 On 2/27/2017 at 4:09 PM, AZHockeyNut said: we should get eaten by a shark while walking along the waterway at Coastal Highway. I just had a resident evil flashback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolan Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 A fold up version of the Trapper's Cabin that you can carry with you. Just need enough space and hey presto! instant shelter. Also, with the ability to store items in the folded up shelter but have it weigh next to nothing. Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Just now, Jolan said: A fold up version of the Trapper's Cabin that you can carry with you. Just need enough space and hey presto! instant shelter. Also, with the ability to store items in the folded up shelter but have it weigh next to nothing. Genius! Love this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Should be able to find a military radio in Signal Hill radio hut and use it to request airstrikes on bears, wolves etc. Or if you need fishing hole ice to be broken and you forgot your prybar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolan Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 A dog whistle that works on wolves, for those times when you really want all the wolves in one place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Rhosgobel Rabbits should be available in the forests of Mystery Lake. Strap them to a sled and use them to outrun wolves (and wargs...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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