Mel Guille Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Starving for play-on-words, "Dad" jokes, and other objectively bad humour? In interest of sheltering the rest of of the community, I've set up this base where those afflicted with a penchant for punning can seek treatment. Warning: wolfing down a heavy load of these jokes may be too much to bear. We woodn't want to stick you with a condition that will make you hate our guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArchJudge Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Hopefully treatment will not consist of any sort of pun.ishment. I've been banned on too many forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Old_F250 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Oh deer... Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealNFK Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 I think all the rabbits are part of The Sugar Hill Gang, they always go a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip, hip hop, and they don't stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArchJudge Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Not a lot of posts in this thread, one could say it has ... snared down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh god a wolf Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 *takes a bowl outside* it's chilly outhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stapeliad Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Q: What do you call a frozen rabbit corpse that you accidentally burn in the campfire? A: An Ice Krispie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbon Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 "Gotta leave something behind" "You can start with that attitude." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Pete Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Loots packet of supermarket ready made bread dough from corpse in chef hat, finds it is mouldy. "Hope no one kneads this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docterrok Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 hear about the letter "O"? it drank its own "P" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.V Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I snow this thread will be lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_martin Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 *The Long Dark in Budapest* "I've never been so Hungary in my life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Guille Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 Geography puns! I usually stick to jokes about items and wildlife. Maybe it's time I rabbit up, if I try to meat this new challenge I'd probably butcher it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Old_F250 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Tried to use my rifle and steal a fish from a deer last night, he sockeye'd it to me and it was a bore having no bullets in the bore, didn't get any bang for my buck. Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowWalker Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I saw something similar to moss the other day, but I didn't know what to lichen it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortan1234 Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 It would seem that people who complain about how hard it is to play this game are being ignored. Listening to them is just another "boy who cried wolf". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealNFK Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 No matter how much time you spend beach combing, you'll never run through any hares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stapeliad Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 I can't bear these puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChillPlayer Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I like my new coat, it's very Fluffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Old_F250 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I would like to put forth a theory regarding the crashed prison bus... Perhaps the inmates on board were avid punners themselves, charged with rhymes against humanity, and sentenced to life in the pun-itentiary Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
private duksworth Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 you know fluffy the wolf i couldn't give a dam about him his coat was very ice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphe Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Guys, please stop. It smarts my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty_Old_F250 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 So, Butch never was a nice guy, some called him cold hearted. Recently, he got caught in a blizzard. Didn't change him, his hearts' still cold as ice. Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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