Grey mother

[LTL King]

I wish Grey mother would stop talking about herself in the 3rd person.

[TheBocaDillo]

lol yess

[Willy Pete]

Willy Pete isn't sure he agrees, he doesn't really have any problem with this sort of thing...

[Lonelyloper]

Lonelyloper genuinely LOL'd at this 

[Mystix]

Parents usually talk like that in front of their kids: "Daddy's gonna buy you a hunting rifle", "Mommy's gonna make you a bow".

So she's a mother, or used to be.

[Guest kristaok]

I kind of feel like her talking in the 3rd person adds to her looneyness.