I woke up at 2:30 am, and can't get back to sleep.

[Khan_Drichthyes]

I'm now thinking I should rename my wireless router:

"GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR"

It'll be password protected, of course. 

[deathbydanish]

As a concerned fellow human being, don't act on something like that with insufficient sleep

[Khan_Drichthyes]

It did sound funnier in my head at 4 am.

[Ape88]

I know someone who named theirs Van 5. I would suggest if you want something interesting, why not go for Wintermute?