You just might be a Redneck, aka Trailer Living Apocalypse Style

[piddy3825]

If you call this home, you just might be a redneck

you gotta cook outdoors, cause you dont got a stove in your trailer.  you just might be a redneck

the first thing people see when they enter your trailer is your knife and hatchet collection.   you just might be a redneck

If you carpeted the entire floor of your trailer with deerskins and wolf pelts.   you might be a redneck

If you have 7 different rifles, each for a different day of the week, every one named after an ex-wife who was also your cousin.   you just might be a redneck

if you have so many pots that when one gets dirty, you just use a new one instead.  you just might be a redneck

If you have a different tool box for each day of the week and two special ones for holidays, you just might be a redneck

when you got the biggest fishing tackle collection but your no where near water, you just might be a redneck

When most of your gloves are Hunter Orange, you just might be a redneck

when you save your flares only for special occasions, you just might be a redneck

when all your footwear consists of work boots or hiking boots but you don't have a single pair of dress shoes, you just might be a redneck 

If your can opener collection is your prized possession, you just might be a redneck

if you keep your laundry in a big pile on the floor, you just might be a redneck

If you think you might like living here, you just may be a redneck

Hope you enjoyed the tour!  Your comments encouraged and appreciated.  Thanks for reading!

[hozz1235]

Must have paths a foot deep from the countless trips to and from the trailer!!

[piddy3825]

@hozz1235, don't you know it...