Things TLD Survivors Say

[Stormwolf1O1]

*picks up some wool mittens*

"That'll come in handy." 

[Lrrr Ruler of OP8]

*gets attacked by three wolves in a row, at 9% condition*

"Aaagggghhh, that smarts a bit"

[Frosty]

"The guy who drank his own pee doesn't sound so crazy right about now" 

[GorillaDust]

*Picks up a stick*

"I hope no-one needs this any more."

[Stormwolf1O1]

31 minutes ago, GorillaDust said:

*Picks up a stick*

"I hope no-one needs this any more."

Lol. *Will Mackenzie picks back up his own coat* "I hope nobody needs this anymore!" Like come on, man, you need it lol

[Stormwolf1O1]

"Ouch! That smarts a bi- OOF HOLY- aw, I hope my wrist isn't broken!........Ah, that smarts a bit."

[TROY]

"I've never been so HUNGRY-IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!"                  for the third time in 30 hours.....

[Stormwolf1O1]

9 minutes ago, TROY said:

"I've never been so HUNGRY-IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!"                  for the third time in 30 hours.....

"I need to find something to dri-"*sips water*

[Mixxut]

*picks up a fishing line*

*weight goes from 29.99 to 30*

"This bag is getting too heavy to carry"

[ChillPlayer]

2 hours ago, Mixxut said:

"This bag is getting too heavy to carry"

lol I had this yesterday when I tried to get the sniper achievement where you have to stone a bunny from 25m away. Everytime I picked up the stone my character was complaining about the weight.

[DogFoodEaterPs4]

"Oooooh! What's over here". ..... never heard from again.

[Stormwolf1O1]

1 hour ago, DogFoodEaterPs4 said:

"Oooooh! What's over here". ..... never heard from again.

I've done that multiple times. Left my bedroll at home because I went outside, saw a particularly nice looking stick not too far away, then another nearby, and another...next thing I know I'm halfway across the map, lost in a blizzard.

[DogFoodEaterPs4]

5 minutes ago, Stormwolf1O1 said:

I've done that multiple times. Left my bedroll at home because I went outside, saw a particularly nice looking stick not too far away, then another nearby, and another...next thing I know I'm halfway across the map, lost in a blizzard.

lol. Another thing I would say is "Man! look at all this food, no way I am going to run out".... dies of starvation 4 days later.

[SnowWalker]

Standing right outside a cabin, Will observes the sky.  "Feels like night is coming. It's going to get a lot colder. Better look for shelter."

[Stormwolf1O1]

38 minutes ago, SnowWalker said:

Standing right outside a cabin, Will observes the sky.  "Feels like night is coming. It's going to get a lot colder. Better look for shelter."

Standing on top of the bed at Old Spence, "better look for shelter" have you got frostbite in your eyes Will??

[Mixxut]

36 minutes ago, Stormwolf1O1 said:

 

*Kills a bear* 

*loots it*

*cooks all of the meat*

"I never tought i'd die of starvation"

 

Me: Alt+F4

[Stormwolf1O1]

9 minutes ago, Mixxut said:

*Kills a bear* 

*loots it*

*cooks all of the meat*

"I never tought i'd die of starvation"

 

Me: Alt+F4

Literally

*puts 10lbs worth of food into inventory*
"Mhnhm needa find somethin' to eat.."

[SnowWalker]

The Long Dark is fraught with danger, and irony.

[Mixxut]

5 minutes ago, Stormwolf1O1 said:

Literally

*puts 10lbs worth of food into inventory*
"Mhnhm needa find somethin' to eat.."

Haha, yeah I also like when my character has two wolves after him and he says something like: "Can you eat trees?" And im like: "now is not the time for that..."

 

I also like when my survivor finds a worn baseball cap, when i have already the best hats in the game and a mountain of cloth and then she says: this will come in handy!"

[Stormwolf1O1]

9 minutes ago, Mixxut said:

Haha, yeah I also like when my character has two wolves after him and he says something like: "Can you eat trees?" And im like: "now is not the time for that..."

 

I also like when my survivor finds a worn baseball cap, when i have already the best hats in the game and a mountain of cloth and then she says: this will come in handy!"

When you're hiding from a wolf who's trotting on by and your survivor goes "I'd lay down right here if I thought I'd ever wake up again!" Like yeah at least he knows he'd die if he suddenly decided it was nap time.

[Stormwolf1O1]

Or when he goes "I'll faint if I don't sleep soon" Fainting hasn't been implemented lol

[SnowWalker]

2 minutes ago, Stormwolf1O1 said:

Or when he goes "I'll faint if I don't sleep soon" Fainting hasn't been implemented lol

It used to be, I heard, though it's never happened to me. If you went too long without sleep but were still in good condition, the character would apparently black out, even if they were outside. I heard you used to be able to exploit that if you didn't have a bedroll or somewhere to sleep, like in the dam or a basement. Never happened to me but I was never in a situation that dire.

[Stormwolf1O1]

1 hour ago, SnowWalker said:

It used to be, I heard, though it's never happened to me. If you went too long without sleep but were still in good condition, the character would apparently black out, even if they were outside. I heard you used to be able to exploit that if you didn't have a bedroll or somewhere to sleep, like in the dam or a basement. Never happened to me but I was never in a situation that dire.

Wow, I never knew that! I'm certainly glad this doesn't happen anymore because I could see myself fainting at the worst possible moments, on several occasions. 

They should probably remove the line of dialogue from the possible ones however, unless they're planning on someday reimplementing a revised form of fainting.

[Stormwolf1O1]

*picks up a soda*

"THANK GOODNESS."

[Mixxut]

10 hours ago, Stormwolf1O1 said:

*picks up a soda*

"THANK GOODNESS."

Acting like like that soda will be a life saver